First Seat Infatuation

An odd fetish,wouldn't you say??Well anyway,yeah..i reli like the the first seat in the bus..BEST bus..that is.I know,I know its for the physically disabled and all that..(wonder if not being able to think twice before i speak is a disability..)but what can i do?So i issue a fair warning to all my fellow travelers,if u see me going to occupy the first seat,be gracious enough to let me sit,coz i have been known to use under handed techniques oderwise..(namely seemingly innocent jabs with my umbrella,criticizing your dress sense loudly on the phone etc etc).
Reasons Why i like the First Seat
1)Privacy..(i hate smelly,sweaty people sitting beside me..and i do know i live in mumbai,and no..iwill NOT DEAL with it..)
2)A extra hand-rest and space to lean ur head on on th right.
3)More leg space..ahh(i actually curl up like a baby on the seat..)
4)better view in the front( I do not like staring at peoples heads,unless thy r u know funnily shaped...)
5)Easier to disembark..(no more having to say "excuse me"[ P.S-i h8 gud manners]and getting angry stares.)
So my readers,enjoy the front seat,js be polite enough to give me it,when i am with you..SERIOUSLY..

Wee-ing in the Wilderness

Lemme begin this post by a little intro about what wee-ing in the wilderness is all about.I have only recently returned from a trek to rajmachi with NAAD(a youth organisation),and quite a trip tht was (reminiscing,clutching aching feet).Trekking at daybreak,wet socks ,a heavy back-pack,wet socks,shoes squishing around in the mud,also wet ,walking with the gaping valley on one side and your...um...well...heart in ur throat...and IT WAS FUN!!!Whodda thunk it??

It was here tht i had an epiphany,and it became clear to me tht i must Pee in the WIDE open(i really doubt godly intervention,it was a result of a really full bladder,and the many failed attempts at finding the loo in the dark...but who knows The Lord wrks in mysterious ways..).I let myself be guided by the divine power,to the banks of a river.I saw a young sapling,i knew i had arrived,tht is when the gates were opened,and then i flowed..hesitant at first(coz i don't do this all the time ,u kno...i mean i saw the shahrukh ad too..*blows up chest,n feels like a responsible citizen*) ,i watched the little pool of yellow liquid that had formed below me,emanating vapors in the cold air,the flowing river inspiring me,urging me on..and finally i was done.I looked around with satisfaction(tht wld include the satisfaction of finally feeling empty and also coz no one had seen me do the deed,except a really curious goat..).I had Created,a small reservoir of nourishment,and small it seemed in front of the looming mountains and the gently flowing river..yet i am sure it seemed big to th sapling,n i heard a silent little "thank you" whn i left...(could also have been pervy lil goat..)