Wee-ing in the Wilderness

Lemme begin this post by a little intro about what wee-ing in the wilderness is all about.I have only recently returned from a trek to rajmachi with NAAD(a youth organisation),and quite a trip tht was (reminiscing,clutching aching feet).Trekking at daybreak,wet socks ,a heavy back-pack,wet socks,shoes squishing around in the mud,also wet ,walking with the gaping valley on one side and your...um...well...heart in ur throat...and IT WAS FUN!!!Whodda thunk it??

It was here tht i had an epiphany,and it became clear to me tht i must Pee in the WIDE open(i really doubt godly intervention,it was a result of a really full bladder,and the many failed attempts at finding the loo in the dark...but who knows The Lord wrks in mysterious ways..).I let myself be guided by the divine power,to the banks of a river.I saw a young sapling,i knew i had arrived,tht is when the gates were opened,and then i flowed..hesitant at first(coz i don't do this all the time ,u kno...i mean i saw the shahrukh ad too..*blows up chest,n feels like a responsible citizen*) ,i watched the little pool of yellow liquid that had formed below me,emanating vapors in the cold air,the flowing river inspiring me,urging me on..and finally i was done.I looked around with satisfaction(tht wld include the satisfaction of finally feeling empty and also coz no one had seen me do the deed,except a really curious goat..).I had Created,a small reservoir of nourishment,and small it seemed in front of the looming mountains and the gently flowing river..yet i am sure it seemed big to th sapling,n i heard a silent little "thank you" whn i left...(could also have been pervy lil goat..)