An odd fetish,wouldn't you say??Well anyway,yeah..i reli like the the first seat in the bus..BEST bus..that is.I know,I know its for the physically disabled and all that..(wonder if not being able to think twice before i speak is a disability..)but what can i do?So i issue a fair warning to all my fellow travelers,if u see me going to occupy the first seat,be gracious enough to let me sit,coz i have been known to use under handed techniques oderwise..(namely seemingly innocent jabs with my umbrella,criticizing your dress sense loudly on the phone etc etc).
Reasons Why i like the First Seat
1)Privacy..(i hate smelly,sweaty people sitting beside me..and i do know i live in mumbai,and no..iwill NOT DEAL with it..)
2)A extra hand-rest and space to lean ur head on on th right.
3)More leg space..ahh(i actually curl up like a baby on the seat..)
4)better view in the front( I do not like staring at peoples heads,unless thy r u know funnily shaped...)
5)Easier to disembark..(no more having to say "excuse me"[ P.S-i h8 gud manners]and getting angry stares.)
So my readers,enjoy the front seat,js be polite enough to give me it,when i am with you..SERIOUSLY..
