Onomatopoeiasis...

As the loyal readers of the blog(please correspond if u do exist) would know this blog picks at issues that only few dare to explore,...possibly because they have almost no relevance in peoples daily lives,and discussing them is like arguing philosophy with Rakhi Sawant...pointless,but a whole lotta fun.Unlike most blogs my blog is hardly ever satirical,there is no embedded meaning in my posts,and honestly no real content,...i mean i have written four lines already and the title still doesn't make sense.That would require you to proceed to the next paragraph.I just capture your attention, don't I?
Onomatopoeiasis...besides being a real pain for people with Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia [fear of long words(irony,also a part of speech)],it is a affliction that has not been addressed by the medical community,which considers this disease a figment of a weary blogger's imagination,and thus no comment was offered by any medical personnel except "Who let you in the hospital...GET OFF THE PATIENTS OXYGEN TUBE @#$%!!!".Well,after such inconclusive statements from them,I had to resort to conducting my own clinical trials.Budget constraints(Thanks a lot ,Mum) compelling me use only one test subject..umm....me.Through the carefully documented data,I have prepared a REALLY COMPREHENSIVE REPORT.

Onomatopoeiasis
by Salil Redkar N.S.E(not sufficiently educated)


Definition-A affliction,normally observed in over zealous patients who find it necessary to litter their conversation with word formed by sounds they make.

Observations-over a period of 30 min

The patient,due to lack of any actual interesting content in the conversation constantly used the aid of onmatopoeiaic words,diverting attention.The use of these words extended the story, being told him ,to such a extent he did not require to come to the point at all.He also thinks 'frrrrraaarrrppppp' is a actual word used to describe a fart.Notice how using onomatopoeia increases the crude humour quotient of a conversation.Patient often supplements this with elaborate hand guestures and exaggerated facial expressions.Regular therapy required ,not necessarily for onamatopoeiasis....No known cure,patient's conversations are inherently uninteresting.

END OF REALLY COMPREHENSIVE REPORT...