Turd-e- Disco....wa th f%#$k !!!

turd (tûrd)
n. Slang
Vulgar

1. A piece of excrement.

Before I start,I just wanna say tht i have nothing against Sharukh Khan,except the fact that i don't like him...but this post isn't about how i think he is mediocre actor,who will weep in a movie,just cause the heroine's shoes don't match .No,No,...this rant is about something else,it is about an putrid excrement that has been released from the constipated bowels of Farah Khan...I am talking about Dard-e-disco,the song with its asinine lyrics,and choreography which make SRK look like a epileptic having a orgasm.The lyrics can only be described,relentless gibberish .And is it just me or does the song look like Karan Johar's wet dream??Wet..in all the meanings of the word...The song has just too much water in it...When SRK's not in the water he is getting splashed with it...I was sure tht by the time they finished the whole sequence,SRK would have either re-evolved into a reptile,or would be wrinkled as prune..Since he isn't too wrinkled,id say he is re-evolvin,that should also explain the lack of hair.And the name,what the hell does it mean??Literally translated it would mean,"the disco of pain"??I think she expected tht no one would reli give a flying duck about the song looking at the new toned Shahrukh...,ya we get it he works out(So does Shekhar Suman,and he's such a washout,he thought he could sing if he got abs...,so thats not saying a lot) But did she really have to parade him in the water half-naked for tht??They could have shown a half naked Deepika coming outta the water in slo-mo,and i would be spending my holidays doing something better like downloading THAT video..but no.Die farah...die...
(Please spare the photo, i like Farah, am using SRK as a marketing gimick...)