Albus Dumbledore..Uncloseted

(previously titled,,Dumble-opens the closet-'door'..,dint use this as only i found it funny..)

The horror...!!Turns out ol' albus had more than just skeletons in his closet..he swung the other way,he is driving on the other side of the road*running out of gay metaphors,recommended you skip next few lines or so*enjoys a banana split,always the "butt" of the jokes,smokes a ciggy??!(k..ths one ws just depressing).
The recent furore over finding out albus was "happier" than most(i missed tht 1 b4 din't I?),i think is a little overhyped.I,mean come on was it that big a revelation,a guy who lives alone in a dungeon,keeps a bird,wears a robe,surrounded by women like mcgonagall(who btw i think should be announcing her outing soon..)has got to be GAY.We have to listen to miss-know-it-all Rowling now don't we??HE WAS LIKE A FATHER FIGURE TO ME..U BI!@H *author controls outburst,then posts a threat letter to a certain 'Rowling'*.But seriously did she have to uncloset him,just when the world was dealing with his vulnerabilities,BAM..he's a fruit.Now i don't a have anything against the gay community,their contribution to the society is duly noted..where would we be without WHAM and movie which rhymes with 'Jabhi Kalvida Ja Rehna'(Cannot reveal the real name as 'K' remains firmly closeted).But Albus,gay..js doesn't go down well.I mean a guy who can whoop Grindelwald's ass (forgive the pun) is a fairy in the confines of his dungeon.People start thinking there might be a different reason for Voldermort to fear Albus,Hagrid was more than just Gamekeeper,....
So,my readers,although Albus Dumbledore had the hots for Grindlewald,he was no sissy.So stop whining about how you feel betrayed,and for god's sake grow up.You can't just ban HP from schools just because sexual orientation of a character.Trust me,if your son is more interested in the new fashion trends in milan,instead of the soccer team,its not cause of the book.And,no..doing it in the 'Open Lotus' position wouldn't have helped,neither will giving 3 cows as a sacrifice.If you still think gay people are truly the ' Devil Spawn'..go read Lord Of The Rings and hero worship Gandalf,wait..wasnt the guy played him in the movie...GAY...ABOMINATION....SLAY THE COWS,SLAY THE COWS.....

Turd-e- Disco....wa th f%#$k !!!

turd (tûrd)
n. Slang
Vulgar

1. A piece of excrement.

Before I start,I just wanna say tht i have nothing against Sharukh Khan,except the fact that i don't like him...but this post isn't about how i think he is mediocre actor,who will weep in a movie,just cause the heroine's shoes don't match .No,No,...this rant is about something else,it is about an putrid excrement that has been released from the constipated bowels of Farah Khan...I am talking about Dard-e-disco,the song with its asinine lyrics,and choreography which make SRK look like a epileptic having a orgasm.The lyrics can only be described,relentless gibberish .And is it just me or does the song look like Karan Johar's wet dream??Wet..in all the meanings of the word...The song has just too much water in it...When SRK's not in the water he is getting splashed with it...I was sure tht by the time they finished the whole sequence,SRK would have either re-evolved into a reptile,or would be wrinkled as prune..Since he isn't too wrinkled,id say he is re-evolvin,that should also explain the lack of hair.And the name,what the hell does it mean??Literally translated it would mean,"the disco of pain"??I think she expected tht no one would reli give a flying duck about the song looking at the new toned Shahrukh...,ya we get it he works out(So does Shekhar Suman,and he's such a washout,he thought he could sing if he got abs...,so thats not saying a lot) But did she really have to parade him in the water half-naked for tht??They could have shown a half naked Deepika coming outta the water in slo-mo,and i would be spending my holidays doing something better like downloading THAT video..but no.Die farah...die...
(Please spare the photo, i like Farah, am using SRK as a marketing gimick...)